November 2011
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October 2011
i’m going to bed
and hopefully not waking up tomorrow <333338564367533
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remixablewords started following you
hi welcome
I admire you from afar because we look alike
but your hair is better
omg why are people ashamed to be a virgin or not
i’m open about it
i like to have sex
it’s awesome
if you wanna save it then say it you cunts
I find it cute when boys,
Make weird faces
Say “aww”
Ask how your day was
Dance ridiculously
Lick their lips
Get frustrated
Laugh
Sing to you
Bite their lower lip
Make that sexy half smile
Have proper grammar
Are funny
Tease me a little
Smile at me when I’m laughing at something else
Play with my hair
sadpenis:
Remember the Catholic Church’s early forms of charitable organizations?
Reblog if you’re a 930’s kid.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
rainb0w-crash:
elixiroverdose:
breathethestarlight:
I just love talking with you guys that the second I get one of these on my dash- I must reblog :”I
uhm. no one likes anything about me? so.
ya know when you’re just glum for no reason
well that’s me right now and i don’t even want to be conscience right now
i have shit to type up but i don’t want to type it
probably going to anyways
yep
sadpenis:
pouring gatorade on mysef when i do something cool cause its like im the coach.
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i’m gonna go clean and then help my bf set up his house to party in
THEN IM GONNA HUMP HIS BRAINS OUT
You've never seen me and Batman in the same place.
totalspiffage:
Draw whatever conclusions you will.
“yer”
– ryan
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saangel asked: which is your favourite alcohol/drink?
mashedbrotatoes:
im gonna get an undercut and fill my undercut in with feather extensions so I’ll be half bird
leisures:
5000jackolanterncandles:
if you’ve never eaten snow i feel bad for you
i could describe the taste as a mix of pina colada and vanilla extract
where do you live that the snow tastes like this, candyland
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sadpenis:
mollie, yer not my friend anymore if you don’t send me a pic of you and yer friend making out drunk and topless.
youre full of shit. youll love me forever
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pokeballswagger:
some girls should not dress “sexy” for Halloween
sadpenis:
oh my god none of you want a relationship that bad. trust me. It’ll end and then you’ll want to kill yerself and you’ll gain weight and feel slightly attracted to your mom. justshut thefuck up already.
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HI RYAN GOOD MORNING
I MIGHT DRUNKENLY SEND YOU A PICTURE OF ME AND MY FRIEND KISSING TOPLESS OR SOMETHING TONIGHT
LOL
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Anonymous asked: I heard she was dead...
sadpenis:
im gonna lay strips of bacon across my chest to see if i can catch a predator. i’m going to bed.
NIGHT.
omg im tired but my moms making my costume and i need to see if it fits
but im so tired omg
and im gonna be up so late tomorrow
ihateizzy:
Mollie is the cutest person on this website and even though I don’t know her I love her.
The end.
Also, follow her.
The real end for real this time.
Izzy stop.
You’re cute.
was pussy just recently allowed on tv
because i get confused when people say pussy on tv
that’s new
i knwo it
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not-good-with-computer replied to your post: subcrux replied to your post: i’m gonna wax…
unshaved != not clean what the fuck is this logic
smooth instead of clean then
without hair
me: *goes on tumblr phone app at school*
friend: wow you're on tumblr? whats your favorite blog? i like kushandwizdom but brotips is good too! hahahahaha i got 100 followers u mad??? whatever anyways follow me *puts on cool story bro sweatshirt and walks away*
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Anonymous asked: Is Sasha missing?
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subcrux replied to your post: i’m gonna wax tonight so i can convice my…
that’s a good plan actually
i mean, if I wanna get laid I might as well be clean
