January 2012
So I was wondering why the surround sound wasn’t working
And I had it at max
And then I changed the source and I was right in front of like four speakers
And now my ears hurt
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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Anonymous asked: is your boyfriend still grounded? how are you spending your new years eve?
December 2011
My grandma made me go into the dressing room with her
well sims was nice
I’M LIVIN THE LYYYFE
2 CATS 2 DOGS AND A MUTHA FUCKIN HOOOARS
i just bought sims three plus pets
so it’s sims 3
and sims 3 pets
for like $50
so see ya never
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mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
mom: what
me: what
1613th:
teaching your child to be religious at a young age is the same thing as purposely feeding a baby a shitload of food so it’ll be fat for its entire life
Reblog if you think Gay is okay.
Cenegenics commercials make me super uncomfortable.
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Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside.
What JKR thought whilst writing Harry Potter
Oh, James and Lily are a flawless couple? Hm...I'll kill them.
Oh, Harry is happy with Sirius as a father figure? Let's kill him.
Oh, Dumbledore has been Harry's mentor since he was 11? Haha, lol, let's kill him.
Oh, Remus is happy for the first time since James and Lily died? Kill him.
Oh, Tonks is happy and has a child at home? Okay, she's DEFINITELY dying.
Oh, Dobby is finally free and happy? He doesn't deserve it. Die, Dobby, die.
Oh, everyone loves Fred? I'll kill him and drink their tears.
Oh, Snape is possibly one of the greatest characters in the book? LOL! DEAD!
f33ny:
“i don’t like sand it’s so sandy but not you you’re not sandy…i like you…”
slow clap for george lucas’s romantic writing abilities
first 100 only (:
free-universe:
4 clean lists of 25
reblog onces, no likes
mbf free-universe
must reach in 10 mins
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Teacher : "What comes after 69 ?" Me : "hmmmm.......
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