quepasa-nada asked: cuz its 11:30 and i have like an hour plus to go. i'm laying in bed and i'm all warm and cuddly with myself
Girls are cats
scout-pilgrim: They like to sleep They only want to cuddle when you’re busy Mess up once and they hate you forever Unless you buy them something they really really love They hide the fact that they poop But girls don’t poop?
Anonymous asked: ♀
mishanus: moshnaked: ☻ and i’ll tell you something i like. ☠ and i’ll tell you something i hate. ♂ and i’ll tell you something i find attractive about boys. ♀ and i’ll tell you something i find attractive about girls. ☎ and i’ll tell you what my last text said. ☮ and i’ll tell you something i wish could happen. ★ and i’ll tell you a dream i’ve had. ♥ and i’ll tell you about somebody i...
Playing Majora's Mask in my underwear.
stayphresh asked: You said you lived in colorado right?
YOU'RE MY TINY BALL OF LIGHT
loldemort: OH MY GOD MY SIDES
what if homework didnt exist ?
alyaae: TEARS OF JOY It doesn’t in Australia. My drawing teacher used to work there. All teaching is to be done in schools there. Lucky bastards.
When you just can't get over how iCarly has a nip...
glorycomeslast: she-is-all-up-in-my-veins: :OOOOOO I always thought it was funny how they had the TV G thing and then it’s a nipple.
Last night when I was at a party, someone with a...
quepasa-nada asked: DEAD MEXICAN
stayphresh asked: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER.