August 2011
July 2011
Favorite vodkas, rums, whiskeys, etc?
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imwarswilling replied to your post: someone buy me watermelon smirnoff for my…
green apple chased with lemon fourloko. much much better.
What is, things I will remember for my birthday party?
someone buy me watermelon smirnoff for my birthday
22oz at least
please
volonta:
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Partaking in Shark Week until the family comes back
youmaynowlaugh:
ericwhoreman:
dickpenguin:
setbabiesonfire:
Say I want to do something with my life and serve my country, get attacked by a bunch of teenagers on the internet that only talk tough when it’s not face to face. Backwards situation is backwards. Don’t see why people are so obsessed with everything about my life. I could use a No. 4 pencil and get hate for it not being a No. 2....
Your immediate thoughts when that one person pops...
“I’m so tired sheep are counting me.”
– Rip van Winkle (via historysaidwhat)
I actually like my brother’s girlfriend
hmm
weird
also I think that my nephew has a crush on me
also very weird
okay, well, my brother that I hate more than the other, his girlfriend, and his son are going to be here in the morning and I set up a queue so that I don’t have to feel like I’m leaving you all behind
okay
i love you
i’ll try to be on
…I love you
jk rowling and the sims people should team up...
-hogwarts:
snivellus:
carchiee:
the sims could live in hogwarts and interact with other students and go to classes and shit and instead of the skills being athletic, logic, gardening etc it could be potions, charms, transfiguration, etc
why the fuck hasn’t this happened yet
OMFG
I mean, there was Sims Makin’ Magic in case none of you remember
You could have a dragon and be a...
s0ccermom:
can I re-tell the story of the first time I ever got beat up?
I was like 11 and I was at camp and all the black girls in my cabin were doing their hair and I asked them why they were putting grease in their hair and they all started hitting me with their brushes
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Anonymous asked: Do you ever wish you were born a male?
2020thunderbird1209:
every person’s status on their birthday is always “thanks everyone!” unless they have no friends
To die by your side is such a heavenly way to die.
newfoundgloryhole:
I love tad poles because they look like lil sperm cells swimming around. Its cute.
I think I’m gonna go to bed so I don’t have to see my brother and his girlfriend when they get here.
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mr-derp-herpin replied to your photo: I’m just sittin Wishing I was with Danny But…
WHEN I WAS AT THE DOG PARK
A LADY ASKED ME IF I HAD KIDS
I WAS LIKE
SKJGHDSKJDHGS I’M 16
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lespoon replied to your post: No, you didn’t miss the Pottermore clue because it comes out July 31st. According to my calculations, it is 9:32 PM, July 30th. Depends on what time zone you’re in.
NOOO IT’S 9:34. GUUUUURL YOU CAN’T EVEN TELL TIME.
WELL NOW IT IS YOU SLUT
IT’S 4:35 IN ENGLAND RIGHT NOW SO WTF
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paradichl0r0benzene-deactivated asked: No, you didn't miss the Pottermore clue because it comes out July 31st. According to my calculations, it is 9:32 PM, July 30th. Depends on what time zone you're in.
What is the clue on Pottermore? Did I miss the...
damnafricawhathappened:
m0nstercock:
When back-to-school commercials start showing
I need new people to follow on my personal. Reblog...
fuck-yeahpickuplines:
Girls with tattoos.
Boys with tattoos.
Girls with colored hair.
Cute quotes.
Funny shit.
Country music.
Baseball.
Good photography.
Reblog if you had a boner when you woke up
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