August 2012
badcgijosh:
justcomeclosertome:
badcgijosh:
go-quietly:
wow, ryan gosling is not fucking around in this movie.
he just stabbed a dude with a pipe.
I fucking love The Notebook
yea cause the notebook is about noah stabbing alli with a pipe
“No I will not be a fun person to be around” justcomeclosertome screamed from a mountain top
darrenstummy:
if you didn’t cry when gabriela told troy she had to go her own way don’t talk to me
blackstanlee:
hannameth:
i just saw porn on my dash and gagged
gagged on what?
filial:
hey fuck you allstate i love ramen noodles
send me one of these for a blog rate
1: What eye color do you find sexiest?
2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
22: Which continents have you been on?
23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
24: Backpacks or satchels?
25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
30: The latest you've ever slept?
31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
32: Do you pick at scabs?
33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
34: How far can you throw a baseball?
35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
47: City or nature person?
48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
Radio: I threw a wish in the well. Don't ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way.
Me: No.
Radio: I'd trade my soul for a wish. Pennies and dimes for a kiss. I wasn't looking for this, but now you're in my way.
Me: Shhh.
Radio: Your stare was holdin'. Ripped jeans, skin was showin'.
Me: ...
Radio: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Me: WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING BABY.
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narcissistmanifesto:
people who say things like “oh you’re still young you’ll change your mind when you’re older” whenever you express opinions they don’t agree with
somethinghorrible:
what if you put actual lava inside a lava lamp
healthypenis:
remember that girl you called whore? she gets paid to have sex because she likes sex and money. that boy you called faggot? he loves dick up his ass. that girl you called fat? she eats more than your family together because she wants to. that guy you called poor? he is poor because he’s too busy running a blog to find a job. that old woman you made fun of on the street? she is just...
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
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1950s lyrics: splishin and a-splashin, one time i was splishin and a-splashin. ooh, i was movin and a-groovin. yeah, i was splishin and a-splashin.
1960s lyrics: he hit me and it felt like a kiss. he hit me and i knew he loved me. if he didn't care for me, i could have never made him mad. but he hit me and i was glad.
1970s lyrics: my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling. my ding-a-ling, my ding-a-ling, i want to play with my ding-a-ling.
2012 lyrics: i'm pimpin where i'm winnin, thats just how i’m chillin. i'm smokin grits and sellin chickens, corvette painted lemons.
EVERY DECADE HAS BAD LYRICS NOW GET OVER YOURSELVES YOU INSUFFERABLE DOUCHEBAGS
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July 2012
conceptalbumsandhorses:
tomorrow is august
imawanchor:
today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
ofhorriblesanity:
some-atoms:
marioncotillard:
dark-homer:
The Olympics is like sex
It happens once every four years, costs a shitload of money, and has a giant robotic voldemort
#?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Best post about the olympics so far.
what kind of sex are you having?
vaspim:
tommywiseau:
vaspim:
telling someone they got raped because of what they wear is basically like saying you got killed because you were alive
ok that is a really shitty analogy
enlighten me as to how it’s a shitty analogy because otherwise you’re just saying incendiary things for the sake of looking insightful
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izzetheking:
I bought condoms today at walmart so the cashier would be like Wow your probably a really cool guy because your buying condoms which means you probably have a girlfriend. But in actuality I’m very lonely with no girlfriend and now I’m blowing up the condoms like a balloon until they pop and crying because it startles me everytime it pops.
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qiuncy:
I AM AN ARMS DEALER
FITTING YOU WITH WEAPONS IN THE FORM OF WOOrRWWUueEAAAUWGHH
mountaindiablo:
why are olympians sponsored by mcdonalds we all know they dont fucking eat there
snakelet:
interior crocodile alligator
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