Doorbell: Ring ring
Me: Hello I have your order!
Little Girl: *answers the door and stares at me for a moment*
Little Girl: ...You're a girl.
Me: Yes, actually I am!
Little Girl: *hands on hips, giving me a firm, calculated look*
Little Girl: Girls can deliver pizzas too!
Me: That's right!
Little Girl: *nods approvingly* Girls can do ANYTHING.
POSTED ON February 13, 2012 With 45,368 notes × PERMALINK
Happy Method Monday! Today we bring you the oft-misunderstood female condom—which you may or may not realize has been revamped in recent years to be more affordable and less, erm, squeaky. Yep, it squeaked before, now not so much. The revamped version is called the FC2,…
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
POSTED ON February 3, 2012 With 135,224 notes