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My name is Mollie
Autumn is my favorite season. I like art and interesting clocks. I'm good at drawing. I like Death Cab for Cutie, My Chemical Romance, and Muse. I think I'm really really funny. I live in Colorado. 500 Days of Summer is my favorite movie. I like intelligent conversations and I apprecieate opinions. This blog is always sex positive.



Doorbell: Ring ring
Me: Hello I have your order!
Little Girl: *answers the door and stares at me for a moment*
Little Girl: ...You're a girl.
Me: Yes, actually I am!
Little Girl: *hands on hips, giving me a firm, calculated look*
Little Girl: Girls can deliver pizzas too!
Me: That's right!
Little Girl: *nods approvingly* Girls can do ANYTHING.

POSTED ON June 5, 2012 With 419 notes × PERMALINK

bebinn:

ok4rj:

The GOP Responds: They Will Fight To Let ANY Employer Deny Birth Control Coverage

JFC! Don’t they have better things to do?!

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(Source: keepyourbsoutofmyuterus)

POSTED ON February 13, 2012 With 392 notes × PERMALINK
POSTED ON February 13, 2012 With 45,368 notes × PERMALINK
uclasexsquad:

now you know

bedsider:

Happy Method Monday! Today we bring you the oft-misunderstood female condom—which you may or may not realize has been revamped in recent years to be more affordable and less, erm, squeaky. Yep, it squeaked before, now not so much. The revamped version is called the FC2,…

POSTED ON February 6, 2012 With 121 notes × PERMALINK
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
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POSTED ON February 3, 2012 With 135,224 notes × PERMALINK
uclasexsquad:

co-worker’s choice
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