virgoassbitch:

hateful-daisy:

Edited to include all signs

I’m mad I had to scroll all the way down to get to mine. Is this what being a Pisces is like

(Source: hateful-daisy)

My favorite professor asked me if I’d be interested in co-writing a paper with him next semester 😍😍😍

yourgoat:

good morning to everyone except these long neck freaks

virgoassbitch:

Meditating: VIRGO, LIBRA, Capricorn, Pisces, Aquarius, Taurus

The rest of the class: ARIES, GEMINI, LEO, Sagittarius, Cancer, Scorpio

How do you have The Talk with a gal pals to see if you’re girlfriends

lizzbitch:

This will never not be funny.

(Source: joshanddrake)

annemarina:

ATTENTION: I need attention

virgoassbitch:

The dude who doesn’t give a fuck about you: Scorpio, Leo, Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Aquarius

The friend who tells you: Libra, Virgo, Capricorn, Taurus, Cancer, Pisces

chefpyro:

kezan-raven:

mad-top-hatter:

i watched this episode of ben 10 at 4 am and I was convinced I dreamt the whole thing up except I didn’t, here are some clips that gave me an emotional crisis also kevin found dead in miami

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN’

is that fuckin john dimaggio

r–g–b:

blackness-by-your-side:

💯

I can’t believe Andy Samberg murdered Macklemore.

dangerouspeanutsandwich-blog:

Good, she deserves it

nasaqueer:

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017